绅士守则
超棒的守则2333感觉套用到宅总身上也毫无违和感呢
【只是宅总不可能去当特工的吧_(:зゝ∠)_
【说起来盖尔老头也算是……【快打死我的脑洞
王牌特工官方网站上的“绅士守则”上说，Kingsman绅士的“守则”如下：【后是吐槽啦
(1) A gentleman never tells about conquests, private matters, or dealings. His business is nobody else's.
绅士从不向他人谈及他的任务、私事或者交易。因为那是他的个人事务与他人无关。【例如，绅士可以在教堂百人斩以后可以在马路旁边要一杯热巧克力并非常礼貌地调侃天气……同时绅士一定是不能玩社交app的！╮(╯▽╰)╭
2)A gentleman doesn't clash in public with enemies or exes, or worse, with out-of-fashion contrasts, colors or styles.
绅士从不能在公共场合与敌人或者前妻/前女友发生冲突，更不能因为自己的时髦而显得别人过时。【例如，绅士从来不在大街上上演追逐戏码，如果必须追出去他一定会采用看不出的竞走方式，并且时刻说着借过~借过~ 遇到红灯肯定要停下来等灯 (ˇˍˇ）
(3)A gentleman is always happy to serve, whether it's opening the door, picking up the bill, or merely calling a cab the next morning. Ask him for help and he cannot refuse.
绅士总是乐于为人服务，不管是为人开门，买单或者仅仅是第二天早上叫辆的士。一位绅士永远不会拒绝别人的请求。【绅士自带打码功能=_=
(4)A gentleman never reacts to rudeness. He pretends he doesn't recognize it and moves on like it never happened, because it never should have.
绅士从不对冒犯他的人有所举动。他会装作没看见然后照常行事，因为本不应该有人冒犯他。【秘诀是心里默念五遍傻逼吗 OTZ=3
(5) A gentleman is always on target with witty remarks, interesting facts, and conversation starters that bring the best out of everyone. And
绅士总能立刻get到别人机智的评价，有趣的见闻。另外，绅士总是能打开别人的话匣子，让别人抒发最棒的自我。【也就是说绅士要对话唠有高度忍耐力，对于内向的人，要懂得挖掘他的隐秘情趣，例如Kink tags什么的←这是非常重要的，了解一个人莫过于了解他的浏览器历史
(6) A gentleman asks non-invasive questions to keep a conversation going and attention focused on others. He makes them feel like the most interesting person he's ever met, whether that's true or not.
绅士从不问侵犯性的问题，并总是能让交谈不冷场，让话题围绕对方进行。绅士能让别人觉得自己简直风趣极了~是对方见过最有意思的人【这样的绅士真想买两个放在年夜饭的餐桌上供着。。。(╯3╰)
